and then i made him cry

2007-01-30T07:41:00.000-08:00

She-ra and the FunkFaerie

2006-10-31T14:33:00.000-08:00

today was a day like any other. except for flowers was a superhero and i had wings, and four different people told us we are

fabulous.
aaaaannnddd... since we were the only two (of the 20,000) people on campus dressed up for the holiday, we got candy everywhere we went! aaannndddd... since flowers doesn't eat sugar, it was MINE! ALL MINE!!!!
Happy Halloween!

quote of the day

2006-10-18T12:10:00.000-07:00

flowers-in-her-hair-sara called me a feminist. i replied: i'm no feminist

i just don't know how to shut the fuck up and sit down.

the latino wedding of the year

2006-10-15T14:14:00.000-07:00

juan's wedding. what can i say? it was beautiful. my three dates (AK, Doug and Little Bear) were all cleaned up, smelling nice and looking pretty. the reception was atoundingly posh. the salad gravy was to die for. AK danced like a girl. post reception: doug and i walked through AK's neighborhood, me in high heels and pajamas, and doug in sweats and his suit jacket - trying (unsuccessfully) to pick up drunk chicks for Little Bear. we drank grog until 4 a.m., got yelled at by the neighbors & finally passed out in the inflate-a-bed with Little Bear.

it's two p.m. and i must still be drunk, because all i want to do is dance to "the percolator".

i'm ignorant and peiro is god.

2006-10-12T00:40:00.000-07:00

so i'm out at the bar on a wednesday night just like all the cool kids are. i'm relating a work-folk story to peiro, katy and kyle. i'm telling about how after flowers-in-her-hair-sara & i decorated the office for halloween, my nemesis commented to a co-worker that her religion didn't practice halloween.
the co-worker responded that "people around here are just ignorant".

hehe. that's me. so, now flowers-in-her-hair-sara & i decided to dress up at work on halloween. flowers will be she-ra and i'm rainbow brite.

anyways upon hearing the story of my ignorance, peiro goes on a drunken-darwinian-rant, most of which was incoherent, but one line deserves to be quoted:

god said let there be light - and there was light. i said "flip that switch, bitch" and there was light.
I *heart* peiro

sara and corn

2006-10-08T20:28:00.000-07:00

i really wish i had an ear of corn to throw right now.

flowers-in-her-hair-sara & i just returned from the pumpkin patch. although approximately two-thirds of pumpkin crop this year are being eaten alive by an evil fungus, we did manage to secure ours. but oh the carnage! acres and acres of massacred pumpkins. it was bone chilling, really.

after the great pumpkin famine of hobart, indiana, we trasversed the corn maze. and if any of you (like me) don't know what a corn maze is ... it is a MAZE made of CORN - and you're not allowed to throw the corn, which is unfortunate albeit necessary.

and the most important part of the day: we got in the corn maze for free. because we're hot.

God, No!

2006-10-05T11:21:00.000-07:00

the phone keeps ringing. i'm not answering. this cute boy who wants to take me on a date told me that his mission in life is to spread the word of god. my mission in life is to find the perfect black boots. so i've decided it's best not to answer my phone anymore. or i could change my voicemail to the atheist hotline.

the return of the fake date

2006-10-02T18:57:00.000-07:00

so, it's really unfortunate that i can't meet new and exciting people at home reading boks or raking leaves. because i really do enjoy those things & really only like to go to bars to watch football... but apparently when you're ending one non-relationship and ready to start another, you have to go out to bars and mingle. now that is way too reminiscent of Larry Dallas at the Regal Beagle, so i've taken to fake dating again. and as per usual, it is the same strapping young lad, peiro, who needs the "downtime" of fake dating as well.
so here we go, out to the movies, out for cocktails, out for coffee, out to the driving range. OUT OUT OUT. well, at least i'm paid for - plus someone's gotta save peiro from the potential STD's he'd be scoring from the bartender groupies. so it's a win-win.

brand new blog - bullshit free

2006-10-01T10:58:00.000-07:00

in the interest of saving my sanity, the old blog has been laid to rest. to have my own torrid past there on a page taunting me, well, it was too much really.

so here goes "BLOG: Part 2".